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  “I don’t think so.”

  “You’re fairly sure?”

  “Well, you see, I went into a bar. One of the spaceport joints. When I left, it seems that somehow I got hold of the wrong jacket and wrong cap. I was, if I remember, in somewhat of a hurry.…”

  “So that’s what happened to Jenkins’s cap and jacket. Jenkins is my first mate.”

  “I’ll return the jacket and the cap,” said Tennyson. “I left them in the hold.”

  “I find it strange,” the captain said, “that you did not take the pains to find out this ship’s destination. You, apparently, have no wish to go to End of Nothing.”

  “Anyplace away from Gutshot,” said Tennyson. “They were closing in on me. Well, maybe not, but I had the feeling that they were.”

  The captain reached for a bottle that was standing on a table beside him and handed it to Tennyson.

  “Now I’ll tell you, mister,” he said, “I am convention-bound to quote the rule book to you. It says in Article Thirty-nine, Section Eight, that any stowaway must be placed in detention and returned thereafter, as speedily as possible, to the port where he had stowed away, there to be delivered up to the port authorities. During the intervening period, while he is on board the vessel on which he stowed away, he is required to do such tasks, however menial, the captain may assign to him to help defray his passage. Are you aware of these provisions, sir?”

  “Vaguely,” said Tennyson. “I know it is illegal to stow away. But I must tell you—”

  “There is, however, another matter which I feel compelled to consider,” the captain told him. “I have the feeling, knee-deep as I am in alien scum, that humans, under whatever circumstances, should always stick together. We run fairly thin out here and it is my opinion that we should be supportive of one another, overlooking transgressions if they be not too odious.…”

  “Your attitude does credit to you,” said Tennyson. “There has been something I’ve been trying to tell you and haven’t had the chance. You see, sir, I am not a stowaway.”

  The captain turned steely eyes on him. “Then tell me what you are. If you’re not a stowaway, what are you?”

  “Well, let us say,” said Tennyson, “that I was simply pressed for time. That I did not have the time to arrange for passage by going through the formal channels. That, for compelling reasons I have revealed to you, I couldn’t afford to miss your ship, so came aboard in a rather unorthodox manner, passed on board by an unsuspecting alien crew member who mistook me for the mate and—”

  “But you hid away.”

  “Easy to explain. I feared that you might not give me the time to explain my situation and be so conscientious as to heave me off the ship. So I hid and waited until there seemed little chance you could do anything but continue on your way.”

  “By all of this, do I understand you to be saying that you stand prepared to pay your passage?”

  “Most certainly I do. If you’ll only name the figure.”

  “Why,” said the captain, “most willingly indeed. And I’ll charge you not one tittle above the regular fare.”

  “That’s considerate of you, sir.”

  “Dr. Tennyson,” the captain said, “please go ahead and drink. You have not touched the bottle to your lips. It makes me nervous to see you sit there and merely fondle it.”

  “I’m sorry, Captain. I didn’t mean to make you nervous.” Tennyson tipped the bottle, took a generous swallow, then lowered it again.

  “Marvelous,” he said. “What is it?”

  “It’s a concoction called Scotch,” the captain told him. “It first was brewed on Mother Earth.”

  “You mean Old Earth?”

  “That’s right,” the captain said. “The home planet of us humans.”

  “I have a great curiosity about Old Earth. Have you ever been there?”

  The captain shook his head. “Few humans have ever set foot upon its sacred soil. We are scattered far and thin in space, and few of us go on that pilgrimage we always promise ourselves that someday we will make.”

  “Ah, well,” said Tennyson. He tilted the bottle once again.

  “To get back to our arrangement,” the captain said. “I fear I have to tell you that I have no place for you. The cabins, the few that I have, are filled. Even my own quarters are rented out to a horde of scaly horrors who are pilgriming to End of Nothing. At the end of the voyage, I shall have to fumigate the place before I can move back in, and it may be years before I am rid of the stench of them.”

  “Why let them have it, then?”

  “Because of money,” said the captain. “This particular band of scum is filthy rich and they must have my best accommodations without regard to cost. So that is how it is. I charged each of the bastards a triple fare. Although I think now I may live to regret my greed. The mate and I are sharing his quarters, turn and turn about. The mate is a devoted garlic eater. Thinks it keeps him healthy. Only dire necessity forces me to crawl into his bunk.”

  “The mate is the only other human?”

  “Ordinarily, yes. Just the two of us. The crew is made up of rat people, like the one who found you, and other assorted unsavory beings. The passenger hold and cabins are filled with nauseating pilgrims.”

  “If you dislike aliens so much, why are you in this business? Surely you could operate in freight.”

  “Five more years of this,” the captain said. “Five more years is all that it will take. There’s no real money in freighting. But hauling these damned pilgrims is profitable if you can stand it. And I can stand it, just barely, for another five years. For, by then, I will have money enough to retire. Back to a pink planet, name of Apple Blossom. Silly name, of course, but it’s perfect for the planet. Have you ever been on a pink planet, Doctor? There are not many of them.”

  “No, I never have.”

  “Pity,” said the captain.

  A tap sounded from the direction of the open door.

  The captain swung about in his chair. “Oh, there you are, my dear,” he said, obviously pleased.

  Tennyson also swung about. A woman stood in the doorway. She was statuesque, with broad shoulders and hips. Her eyes crinkled in an expressive face. Her month was generous and soft, her hair a halo of gleaming gold.

  “Come in, please,” said the captain. “As you see, we have picked up another passenger. Four humans aboard on a single trip. I believe that to be a record.”

  “If I am not intruding,” she said.

  “You are not,” the captain told her. “We are pleased to have you. Jill Roberts, this is Dr. Tennyson. Dr. Jason Tennyson.”

  She held out her hand to Tennyson. “I am glad to see another human. Where have you kept yourself?”

  Tennyson froze momentarily. Turning her head, the woman had exposed her other cheek. Across it, from temple to jaw, covering almost the entire right cheek, was an angry, ugly slash of red.

  “I am sorry, Doctor,” she said. “It is the way I am. It has horrified my friends for years.”

  “Please forgive me,” said Tennyson. “My reaction is inexcusable. As a physician …”

  “As a physician, there is nothing you can do about it. It is inoperable. No cosmetic surgery is possible. Nothing. I have to live with it; I have learned to live with it.”

  “Miss Roberts,” said the captain smoothly, “is a writer. Articles for magazines. A long shelf of books.”

  “If that bottle has not grown fast to your hand,” said Jill Roberts to Tennyson, “how about letting loose of it?”

  “Certainly,” Tennyson said. “Let me wipe it off.” He scrubbed its neck on his shirt sleeve.

  “It appears there are no glasses aboard this bucket,” said Jill Roberts. “But I don’t really mind. Drinking out of a bottle after someone else is only another way to trade around some germs.”

  She took the bottle and sat down in the one remaining chair.

  “Where are you putting up?” she asked Tennyson. “I recollect the captain told me all t
he cabins are filled. He hasn’t put you down in steerage with the alien cattle, has he?”

  “Dr. Tennyson,” said the captain primly, “was a late show. I have nowhere to put him. He turned up unexpectedly.”

  She raised the bottle to her lips, lowered it, looked inquiringly at Tennyson.

  “Is that true?” she asked.

  Tennyson grinned. “The captain is trying to be polite. Actually, I was a stowaway. As to accommodations, neither of you should worry about it. I can curl up anywhere. I’m just glad to be aboard.”

  “That is not quite right either,” said the captain. “He did stow away, but now he offers to pay his passage. Technically, he no longer is a stowaway.”

  “You must be starved,” Jill said, “unless you brought along a lunch.”

  “I never thought about it,” said Tennyson. “I was in too much of a hurry. But I could do with a steak.”

  “You’ll get no steaks on this tub,” said Jill, “but there’s guck to fill the gut. How about it, Captain?”

  “Surely,” the captain agreed. “Almost immediately. I’m sure something’s left.”

  Jill rose and tucked the bottle underneath her arm. “Send the food to my cabin,” she told the captain, then turned to Tennyson. “Come along, you. We’ll get you washed up and your hair combed and see what you really look like.”

  Chapter Three

  “Now for some ground rules,” said Jill. “On such short acquaintance, I’m not about to crawl into bed with you, but I will share the bed—or, I suppose, the bunk, for it’s really not a bed. Like the captain and the mate, we’ll take turns in it. You can use the can—on board such a ship as this, I think it’s termed a head. We’ll eat our meals together and we can sit and talk and play my music crystals. I’ll ignore a pass or two, being naturally good-natured and more kindly than is good for me, but if you get too heavy, I’ll heave you out.”

  “I shall not get too heavy,” said Tennyson, “however much I may be tempted. I feel something like a stray dog someone picked up.”

  He used half a slice of bread to mop up his plate, sopping up the gravy left over from the stew.

  “In my ravenous hunger,” he told her, “this meal was tasty, but it had a strange tang to it. Stew, of course, but a stew of what?”

  “Don’t ask,” she said. “Just shut your eyes and eat. Holding your nose helps, too, if you can do that without strangling. There is a deep, dark suspicion that when one of the pilgrims die—and some of them do, of course, packed into steerage as they are.…”

  He waved a helpless hand at her. “Please, Jill, desist. My body needs the food and I’d like to keep it down.”

  “I would not have thought a doctor would have a queasy stomach.”

  “Doctors, my dear,” he said, “are not total brutes.”

  “Put the plate away,” she told him. “You’ve mopped it shining clean. I still have the captain’s bottle—”

  “I noticed. You just marched off with it.”

  “It’s not the captain’s bottle. He simply pilfers it and the consignee looks the other way. He hauls in several cases on every trip, I understand. Special-order shipments for the gnomes at Project Pope.”

  “Gnomes at Project Pope? What in hell have gnomes to do with it, and what is Project Pope?”

  “You mean you don’t know?”

  “Not at all,” he said.

  “Well, I guess they’re not really gnomes, although it’s a term that is often used for them. Some of them are humans, but the most of them are robots.”

  “That’s no real answer,” said Tennyson. “Tell me what you’re talking about. It sounds mysterious and—”

  “What about you, my friend?” she asked. “What’s all your mystery? The captain said you stowed away and then you paid your passage. And if you don’t know about Project Pope, why are you heading out for End of Nothing? There’s no reason to go there except for Project Pope.”

  “So help me,” said Tennyson, “before I set foot on this ship, I had never heard of End of Nothing or of Project Pope. What is this End of Nothing?”

  “In due time,” she said, “I shall be glad to give you all the details that I have. But you give first. I took you in, remember. I am sharing with you. Now, let’s each have a drink, then you start.”

  They each had a drink. He wrested the bottle from her and took another one, then handed it back.

  “You know,” he said, “that stuff has authority.”

  “Give,” she said.

  “Well, first of all, I really am a doctor.”

  “I never doubted that. I had a peek into your bag.”

  “You know about Gutshot, the planet that we took off from.”

  She shivered. “A horrid little place, although I was glad enough to get there. It was the last stop on the way to End of Nothing and, working my way out, there’ve been too many stops. I never dreamed, of course, that I’d have to put up with such a filthy ship to get there. I asked around. Would you believe it, this is the only ship between Gutshot and End of Nothing. This captain of ours has the pilgrim trade tied up.”

  “About the pilgrims …”

  “Nothing doing. First you talk of Gutshot, then I’ll talk of gnomes and popes and pilgrims.”

  “It’s simply told,” said Tennyson. “Gutshot, as you may know, is a feudal planet. A lot of nasty little fiefs headed by crews of dirty people—some of them human, but a lot of them not. I was court physician to the margrave of Daventry. Human, as you may have guessed. A human doctor trained in human medicine would be of little use to aliens. It was not the job I would have picked, but at the time I considered myself lucky to get it. A young physician fresh out of medical school ordinarily finds it hard to get started in his profession unless he has some money. I had no money, of course, and there didn’t seem to be too many clinics that were looking around for fresh new talent; besides, it costs a fortune to set up a practice of your own, after which you’d sit around for several years, slowly starving, until people began coming to you. Once the initial shock of Gutshot wore off, I became somewhat accustomed to it. Like you can grow accustomed, after a time, to an aching tooth. So I stayed on. The fees were good. In fact, to me, they seemed princely. The margrave was not a bad guy. Not good, but not bad either. We got along together. Then the bastard up and died on me. Nothing wrong with him. Just tipped over. Heart attack, I’d guess, although there hadn’t been any indication he was heading for one. I didn’t really have a chance to determine cause of death and—”

  “But no one could blame you. It was not your—”

  “What you can’t comprehend,” he said, “is the kind of politics there are in any feudal setup. A pack of wolves held in restraint by one man. Loose the leash and they’re at one another’s throats. I’d not consciously been involved in any politics, but I had sort of been the margrave’s lieutenant and advisor, unofficially of course, so considerable resentment was aimed at me. Almost immediately the rumor sprang up that the margrave had been poisoned, and before it got well started, I was on my way. I had no real power base and knew it. I would have been a pigeon for almost anyone. I gathered up most of my ill-got earnings, which I had been careful to keep in a handy place and in highly transportable form, stole a flier, and was out of there as fast as I could manage. Night was coming on and I flew low and crooked to keep out of any radar range. I knew there was no place on the planet where I’d be safe—”

  “So you headed for the spaceport.”

  “Right. I knew I didn’t have much time. I figured there were people about three jumps behind me. So I had to find a ship and find it fast. One that would be out in space before the posse hit the port.”

  “So that’s it?”

  “That’s it,” he said. “What worries me most is the captain. I had to tell him some of it. I should have lied, of course, but had little time to think up a lie and …”

  She shook her head. “You don’t need to worry about our precious captain. If he’s questioned, he’ll
swear he knows nothing of you. He’s not looking for trouble. He’s got this End of Nothing monopoly all tied up and doesn’t want to lose it. It’s a gold mine for him. He hauls a load of pilgrims out, dumps them off, packs in the ones he hauled on the previous trip and takes them back to Gutshot.”

  “They all come from Gutshot? I never heard of any pilgrims there.”

  “Probably none from Gutshot, which is just the port of entry to End of Nothing. They come from all over this sector of the galaxy, flying in from everywhere, gathering and waiting for the ship to End of Nothing. Then our captain herds them aboard and flies them out to Project Pope.”

  “You’re not a pilgrim?”

  “Do I look like one?”

  “No, you don’t. How about the loan of that bottle for a moment?”

  She handed him the bottle.

  “I don’t know the entire story,” she said. “I’m going out to have a look at it. It should provide material for several articles. Perhaps even a book.”

  “But you must have some idea, which is more than I have.”

  “Just the basic rumor. Just the tangled stories that one hears. Actually rumor may be all, but I think not. There must be something out there, with all this pilgrim traffic. I tried first to track down where the pilgrims were coming from, but that proved a dead end. There is no concentration of them. A few come from one planet, a few from still another, one or two from yet a third. All of them non-human—maybe specific kinds of aliens, although of that I’m not sure. Apparently all members of obscure cults or sects. Maybe each sect has a different faith—if you can call what they have a faith—but all of them are somehow tied in with this Pope project. That doesn’t necessarily mean they know anything about it. It may just be something on which they can base a shaky faith. Creatures of all kinds reaching for a faith, willing to grab at almost anything just so it’s mysterious or spectacular, preferably both. The thing that bothers me, the thing that sends me out, is that the whole business has a human ring to it. The site of Project Pope, as I understand it, is called Vatican-17 and—”

  “Hold up a minute,” said Tennyson. “That does have a human ring. There was a Vatican on Earth …”